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I see a headline: “Zimbabwe Opposition Leader Threatens to Quit Government.” Instantly, I mentally fill in some context: “I’ve got the mouse right over the X in the corner, and I’m not afraid to click! You think you’re ready for anarchy? Of course not! And don’t think about sending troops; I’ve got a deadman switch wired to alt-F4!”

Sorry about the lack of updates recently; there has just not been a whole lot going on in my life. If you have a topic, I can write about it. Right now, I’ve got nothing.

photo of the day

I love the weapons that each person has chosen. The naked man has a brick. The ranking officer has his trusty riot shield. One of the on-call officers has an actual person catcher: a tool designed specifically for handling people who you don’t want to touch. The other has a flimsy plastic traffic control device; its normal function is to sit between two traffic cones to direct pedestrian traffic. He is not afraid to use it.

The full article is here.

Palin in 30 seconds

I know I stole it directly from BoingBoing, but this is too funny not to repost.

nerding it up

I typically think of myself as an average guy with some nerdlike tendancies. Sometimes, however, I am faced with evidence that I may be more than a standard deviation from average in this respect.

Tonight, for example: like many other flight school students, I spent some time studying 5 and 9. Also, I had a two hour phone conversation about math, and then spent much time reading the python 2.6 changelog in anticipation of the 3.0 release.

Everybody does that. Right?

also found in russian news

Gomer Pyle

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From Russian current events

From Russian current events

From Full Metal Jacket

From Full Metal Jacket

I am pretty sure this would not happen to me

A Russian 2LT produced a rap video, set to the tune of Eminem’s “Stan,” in which he writes to the minister of defense complaining about awful conditions in his barracks. The BBC has a fragment of the video. If anyone is up in Russian enough to browse RuTube, I’d love to link to the full thing; I’d like even more to post a translation.

For his initiative, this soldier got re-based to Ussuriysk, 4000 miles from his previous post.

oh here is an economist talking about the thing

It looks like he agrees that a bailout would have been a bad idea.

when the bailout is tossed overboard

The House of Representatives voted down the proposed bailout today. This I approve! There was substantial opposition to the bill among just about everybody I know, and it’s good to see politicians obeying the will of the people every once in a while.

I can’t rule out the possibility that a bailout of some kind is necessary. I am not an economist; I am not up on the macroeconomic knowledge I’d need to have an opinion on the issue worthy of stating. My opposition to the bill had a lot more to do with the sense that politicians were trying to pull a fast one, and the fact that money allocated cannot be unspent, than any rational economic theory that it is better to let the market weather through it on its own.

The problem is that I don’t know any economists personally. I haven’t read any articles by economists for or against the bailout plan. I’ve heard a whole lot from politicians, who can’t be trusted to give an objective reading of the situation, and a lot from news organizations and bloggers commenting on what the politicians have to say.

A declining market hurts my net worth. The fact of the matter is that I’ve got ten times as much money in the stock market as in day-to-day bank accounts, and I’ve got the automatic transactions set up to channel a fraction of every month’s income into the market for retirement. The thing is, I can afford to wait this out. I don’t have much debt right now, and I’ve got no incentive to seek any in the short term. If it takes a decade or two for everything to recover, I’ll be annoyed at the enforced delay in recovering those assets, but it won’t affect my standard of living.

I’d love to see a well-reasoned, lucid explanation by a qualified economist showing how a bailout would help me. If such a thing were produced, I could see myself being persuaded that a bailout is the right course of action for the government. I suspect that this is true of a lot of people.

However, the absense of any such thing implies that it does not exist because qualified economists don’t believe the bailout will help the average American. Alternately, they do believe that it would, but they won’t waste the time writing a position paper on legislation that’s being pushed through an extreme fast track. They’re talking about writing and voting on an alternate bailout plan as soon as this Thursday. Without time to read and think through proposed legislation, how can it help but become a political process?

The problem with processes which are inherently political is that they are bad at predicting the worth of any given piece of proposed legislation. To get a realistic assessment, you need to go to subject matter experts. Nobody else’s opinion is worth much of anything.

In this case, I’m waiting to hear back from the economists.

named references to a decade

Sometime in the late nineties I came across an article wondering what phrase we would use to refer to the upcoming decade. Everyone was familiar with the nineties, eighties, and so forth, but the trend didn’t easily work for years whose second to last digit is zero. Historical precedent suggested that we call these years the oughties, but that sounded stupid. Double-oughts, zeroies, and related monstrosities are all at least as bad.

At the time, I chuckled a little at the article and moved on. I figured a few years into it, a common consensus would have emerged and I’d eventually forget that there was ever confusion.

I would have been startled at what actually happened: with just over a year left in the decade, we still haven’t named it. This is intentional. If we ignore it long enough, it will eventually go away and everyone will busily pretend that it never happened. We’ll all go around acting like it was the nineties just a minute ago, we always took our shoes off at airport security, and there was only ever one Bush president. After all, if we believe hard enough that reality is nothing more than a shared belief consensus untroubled by hard facts, it’ll come true!

The Presidential Debate 1

I have to admit, I was more impressed with McCain than I had expected to be. He definitely has a clear vision of what he believes is best for the nation. It seems hard to argue that if he is elected, he would continue the same type of aggressively stupid leadership that Bush pioneered.

Luckily, Obama didn’t try to make that argument. Instead, he showed that there was a better way. McCain had one point of argument: that he had the experience to make correct judgement calls. Obama doesn’t have as much experience, and he doesn’t pretend to. What he does have are well thought out, articulate plans. Instead of relying on the judgement of experience to guide him from crisis to crisis, he intends to anticipate the crises and head them off before they grow.

One of the telling moments in the debate was when the moderator asked exactly what the candidates would give up to pay for some sort of economic bailout. Obama listed his priorities: he will not give up on energy independence, healthcare, and education. He would like to invest in infrastructure if there are sufficient remaining funds. Everything else, by implication, could be cut as necessary to balance the budget. McCain, by contrast, had a half-baked proposal to cut federal funding for everything except military and veterans’ spending for one year. Cutting infrastructure maintenance, education, medicare–it’s hard to believe McCain actually thinks that this is a viable proposal. It’s a stunt, designed to sound good so long as you don’t think about it. There have been plenty of those recently from his campaign.

On the foreign policy side of things, McCain believes that victory in Iraq is the key to the GWOT, and he will pursue it at any price. Obama, on the other hand, believes in seeking the first causes: Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, and other terrorist organizations.

In short, Obama won this debate. McCain presented himself and his points well, but his positions just can’t hold up to reality. His speeches didn’t stand up to scrutiny, and he showed himself to be willing to make absurd proposals so long as they sound good. Obama was calm, articulate, and ready to lead. He stuck to the truth, and was willing to admit when his opponent had a good point. This is the man we need to elect.