My father emailed me last night–we live in the same house right now, but we’re both nerds, so he emailed me–and I thought the contents of his email were cool, so I’m copying them here with his permission.
Big silverback Having a snack Out in the woods Where life is good What was that shout? King Go check it out Kong Offered Faye Wray King Take her to play Kong Through forest racing, puny men chasing, Leap from a bank, shot with a trank. Wake on a stage King Feeling enraged Kong Bound up in chains King Cranky with pain Kong Spot lady Faye King Did she betray? Kong Paparazzi King Having a spree Kong Oh! flashbulbs blinding, smashing your bindings, Scoop up the lady, up Empire State. Many, many, many biplanes Many, many, many biplanes Peppered with lead King Feeling the dread Kong Losing your grip King Starting to slip Kong Tumble through air King Into Times Square Kong Blonde lady cryin' King Big chalk outline King Konnnnnnnng.
I hope one day to have the same sort of inspirations.
That, my good sir, is BRILLIANT.
That’s great! I’ve had Carols of the Bells stuck in my head since Tuesday night at Glee Club, now I have an alternate version :) Wish everyone a very Merry Christmas for me, it’s the first Christmas season I haven’t seen you guys since I started college…